A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, Linux, and Android

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Love Don't Come Easy!

Guide brainless lovestruck octopus couples safely to their romantic rendezvous in increasingly deadly date spots. Magical teleports, juicy switches, sticky gates, dastardly timers and more keep the gameplay fresh and exciting through 80 brain straining puzzles.


  • 2 brain dead octopi
  • 8 devious features
  • 80 monster mazes of slimy puzzles
  • Romance and danger
  • Multi format
PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux, Android
Release date Feb 10, 2017
Rated 3.8 out of 5 stars
(10 total ratings)
TagsCreepy, Cute, idiot, maze, Monsters, octopus, Romance, stupid, Surreal, weird
Average sessionA few minutes
LanguagesEnglish, Spanish; Castilian, Japanese
InputsKeyboard, Mouse, Xbox controller, Gamepad (any), Joystick, Touchscreen, Smartphone
AccessibilityInteractive tutorial


Buy Now$6.99 USD or more

In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $6.99 USD. Your purchase comes with a Steam key. You will get access to the following files:

idioctopus-windows-universal.zip 25 MB
Version 4
idioctopus-osx-64bit.zip 27 MB
Version 2
idioctopus-linux-32bit.zip 27 MB
Version 1
idioctopus-android.zip 24 MB
Version 1
idioctopus-osx-64bit-dmg.zip 27 MB
Version 2
idioctopus-linux-64bit.zip 27 MB
Version 3